What makes Math Teachers so evil and despicable? Well most have yet to realize it, but Math Teachers are Nazis in disguise. Here are 8 reasons why;
1. Everyone Hates Them
Everyone hates math teachers! Sure, they might have fringe supporters but in general everyone hates them and what they teach. Hating them is just part of life. Did you get up wake up this morning? Did you login onto the internet? That's what hating math teacher Nazis is, just a natural part of life.
2. Excellent Propaganda
Math teachers have learned from their past Nazi brethren the art and power propaganda can have. Not only that but they have become quite good at it over the past few years. Somehow they have gotten politicians and the media to promote STEM, and acronym for Science Technology Engineering Math. They are promoting STEM in a seemingly endless propaganda campaign to make themselves more appealing to the masses.
Since these Neo-Nazis in disguise have made this a hot term now and are cycling through an excellent propaganda machine. It's making them slowly gain support to their fringe political party. We must stop STEM and these Math Nazis from prevailing!
3. Hate Disagreement
It's a well known fact that math teachers HATE anyone that disagrees with them. Present a solution to a math problem differently to what they taught you, and they will freak out. (Mainly because they were not smart enough to think of that.) This is just another trait which shows you math teachers are Nazis in disguise. Since Nazis hate disagreement too, it's so obvious.
Math teachers have been brainwashing children for years into believing their ideology is perfectly normal. This couldn't be further from the truth. In reality their “math cult” and Nazism is a radicalized view of the world. Who the fuck needs to know Geometry, Trigonometry, Algerbra, and Calculus? Nobody! Just like nobody needs to read that book that Hitler wrote in prison.
They want everyone to think the same way, that math it cool. Luckily Math Nazis haven't realized their brainwashing has yet to work!
Math teacher Nazis are the biggest liars in the Nazi party. They like to tell, “If you learn this math you can get a good job.” If that was true why the hell are they standing in front of a classroom teaching a bunch of kids that don't want to learn math? Like that was a job they actually wanted… please! Another clear example that math teachers are part of the Nazi party, since they are Liars!
6. Communicate in Code
Nazis used to communicate in code that few people could understand. It took allied forces years to crack the Japanese and German Enigma codes in which they communicated to launch air strikes, submarines, and move troops.
Math teachers communicate in code that nobody can understand as well. It's just not something that they publicly want people to know about. Have you every tried to decipher their code? It's friggin impossible unless you have another math nazi that can help you decode it.
7. They Like to Make People's Lives Miserable
Math teachers continue to make millions of people's lives miserable for years on end. They've been doing it for years without anyone truly noticing, yet they are still getting away with it. The only difference with the Nazis of 1940's is that they were caught and put on trial. Since math teachers are Nazis in disguise it is only a matter of time before the same fate awaits these evil souls on earth.
8. They are ruining the World
The devastation that math teachers disguised as Nazis are causing is unimaginable. Think of the countless children's lives they are ruining? These evil Nazi souls are slowing destroying and ruining the world!
Math teachers are Nazis in disguise and all my points prove it! If you agree, which I know you do, then please share this post and let the world know. We can not tolerate Nazis in our classrooms, we must not let them almost take over the world again. We must fight them!
*Happy April 1st!